A funny thing happened to me on the way to...

I think I ran out of gas. In my driveway.

I was just about to park it in the shed before it rained, and it died on me. Of course, my instrument panel is in the dining room so I won't find out how much gas I don't have until I reattach it. Until then, I guess I'll just have to push it to cover.

Haha, watch it be something serious that will require more $$ to fix. That'd be my luck, of course.